“Barney” would be a delicacy in the Philippines, GMA tells Bush
Don Davis from The Satirical Political Report has this quote from Bush: “MADAME PRESIDENT TOLD ME THAT EVEN MOST POOR FILIPINOS WOULDN’T COOK ‘DOG,’ BUT THAT THEY’D RELISH THE CHANCE TO EAT A DEVIL’S BEST FRIEND.”
The Real Pinoy Spice Girls
I honestly think that they would both be scary spice. I haven’t seen a Pinoy youtube video that’s this funny in months!!! Check out the expression of the guy on the right at about 00:42 seconds. Priceless!! Kudos to moymoypalaboy– Check out their other crazy videos like this one from Marimar! (via batangueno)
An open letter to the Girl Who Accidentally Touched My Bird in The Elevator
“So, Girl Who Accidentally Touched My Bird in The Elevator, I usually don’t mind. Accidents do happen, you know. But it was really amusing to see you stop in your tracks, freeze for around thirty seconds, panic written across your face. At this point I was so fucking trying to keep my laughter in. So [...]
Corny Friday
Mrs. Tanoy is a very kuripot Ilocana. When her husband died, she inquired with the newspaper, asking the price for the obituary. The ad taker said: “300 pesos for 6 words.” She said: “Pwede ba 2 words na lang? ‘TANOY DEAD’, para mura.” Ad taker: “No Mom. 6 words is the minimum.” After thinking for [...]
Favorite Brian Gorrel Quotes
You must admit, the man has a way with words! My personal favorite is when he described Mr Montano as “a useless chunk of change in the pants pocket of mediocraty.[sic]” Pinoybalut has found another one of his gems: “…You will NEVER win this war with me. Pull your son off your nipple love, and [...]
The Original Pinoy Ironman
(via paulding!)
Pinoy free runners
Ever heard of free running or parkour? An example is the fancy urban acrobatics done at the first few minutes of Casino Royale. Anyway here’s the Pinoy version:
A white guy singing “Buloy”
I couldn’t stop laughing! The accent is so adorable! Hahahaha!!! (thanks javi!)
For the Harry Potter fans
I can’t believe this has 36.6 million views on youtube! It’s silly but strangely entertaining.
Super maid
ABS-CBN reports on President Arroyo’s new Super Maids curriculum in Pangasinan to be administered by the Technical Education and Skills Development Authority (TESDA): …designed to create the most out of Pinoy maids, who aside from household chores, can also save lives and can escape dangers caused by natural and man-made disasters. This is through the [...]