Not Yet Sikat

“Sana holdaper ka na lang… para ibibigay ko lahat sa ‘yo, wag mo lang akong sasaktan.” (via)
“We should get jerseys cause we make a good team But yours would look better than mine, cause you’re outta my league.”

Both pick-up lines from Crae of followandreblog. (She has great taste!)

Keeping in line with the times, here’s one from marianojuancho:

Para kang Pilipinas… mamamatay ako nang dahil sa ‘yo.

Whatsikat has written about corny pick-up lines before, read them again here.