“Sana holdaper ka na lang… para ibibigay ko lahat sa ‘yo, wag mo lang akong sasaktan.” (via)
“We should get jerseys cause we make a good team But yours would look better than mine, cause you’re outta my league.”
Keeping in line with the times, here’s one from marianojuancho:
Para kang Pilipinas… mamamatay ako nang dahil sa ‘yo.
Whatsikat has written about corny pick-up lines before, read them again here.