Not Yet Sikat

Mrs. Tanoy is a very kuripot Ilocana. When her husband died, she inquired with the newspaper, asking the price for the obituary.
The ad taker said: “300 pesos for 6 words.”
She said: “Pwede ba 2 words na lang? ‘TANOY DEAD’, para mura.”
Ad taker: “No Mom. 6 words is the minimum.”
After thinking for a while, Mrs. Tanoy said: “Ok, para sulit ang aking pera, ilagay mo, “TANOY DEAD, HIS TOYOTA FOR SALE.”

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