Bayag powder
Para sa mga partner nating pawisin! Binebenta ng Amazon itong “Balla Powder”– scented scrotum talc for men.
*naks*
This “is the ideal anti-chafing and anti-wetness solution for clammy sacks.” But don’t worry boys hindi ka mag-aamoy baby because it “is lightly scented with a masculine fragrance.”
It’s “a fabulous post-workout treatment” and can be use “for all-day-long comfort and dryness.”
Still not convinced? Let me share with you the review of a satisfied customer:
“I tell ya folks, my scrotum has never smelled so good. I think we can all agree that nothing’s worse than a wet, smelly, grimy sack. My wife’s always telling me that one whiff of the foul thing could knock the Terminator off of a manure truck. Well, thanks to this Balla stuff, I’ve got my act together. I just dump on a nice, heapin’ helping and work it into a nice paste, and I’m as clean and soft as a spring breeze. The wife digs it too. Sometimes I plop my ol’ fella onto the dining room table just to freshen the room up a bit. A great investment, I highly recommend buying it. You’d have to be NUTS not to.”
Bili na!
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